find your inner pizza.

sydney. chill vibes. find your inner pizza. ✝

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I cared once. Fucked me up.

the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

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Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

this “b)” is just mike wazovski with sunglasses

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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internetexplorers:

*subtle hints of self hatred in everything i say*

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THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

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Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

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Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:Someone told me to go to hell
Me:Couldn't find it at first
Me:But now I'm here

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

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